{"id":14,"date":"2008-03-18T18:47:53","date_gmt":"2008-03-18T18:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spanking-news.com\/2008\/03\/18\/every-home-should-have-one\/"},"modified":"2008-03-18T18:47:53","modified_gmt":"2008-03-18T18:47:53","slug":"every-home-should-have-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.spanking-news.com\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"Every home should have one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" border=\"1\" vspace=\"2\" align=\"left\" width=\"206\" src=\"http:\/\/www.spanking-news.com\/images\/everyhome.jpg\" hspace=\"2\" alt=\"Keep this well locked away\" height=\"300\" \/><\/font><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">With all the talk about overspending, money shortages and the downturn in the economy now would seem a good time to go out to the local ironmongers (do we still have them)? And equip the house for fun evenings at home.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">Some nicely coloured rope, clothes pegs, chain, padlocks, spatulas, electric toothbrush, lead fishing weights, hooks\u2026What can they all be for? A friend of ours is fond of saying that \u2018by the time he has got his lady of the moment all tied up he has forgotten what he was going to do with her once she was tied up\u2019 A sure sign of advancing years and the onset of dementia. Should this happen to you just give us a call here and we will ensure that our cub reporter Grindstone, is round with you before you can say \u2018you\u2019re not doing that to me\u2019.<\/p>\n<p><o><\/o>\u00a0Anyway we think every home should have a cupboard like this, with a strong lock to keep the kids out. When the lights finally do go out on the economy, when you can\u2019t afford to go to La Mirage for that overpriced nosh just unlock the door, tell your lady to put on<span>\u00a0 <\/span>the last of her French perfume and little else, open the last bottle of Spanish Cava, invite your equally impoverished neighbours around and have fun, little else makes sense in this world.<\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img src=\"http:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/share-medium.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Linkedin\",\"Tumblr\",\"Digg\",\"Bebo\",\"Delicious\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_twitter_via=\"strandpro\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"Every%20home%20should%20have%20one\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">With all the talk about overspending, money shortages and the downturn in the economy now would seem a good time to go out to the local ironmongers (do we still have them)? 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